You have just triggered a perfectly orchestrated chain of events.

Moments ago, our personally trained falcon called Robert was released to carry a handwritten note about your request. He will have to cross several mountain ranges before he reaches our secret headquarters, where a team of Swiss engineers will process your submission with utmost precision and care.

Hans, our chief of communications, will then personally prepare an encrypted file containing a secret message, that will be sent via the SeaMeWe-3 submarine internet cable. It will then travel around the world at the speed of light until it reaches your inbox.

It can take up to 15 minutes before you receive your email.